There's Something Wrong With Paul

This just in. It has recently been discovered that Paul Rudd suffers from what we like to call in the medical profession, Esther Syndrome. Despite his age Paul always looks like a young fellow. This might seem like a blessing but it is in fact often times a curse. It is shocking that this diagnosis has taken so long but at least Paul can finally get the closure he has been searching for. Now if you excuse me I have to go adopt him. Also i will have to marry Peter Sarsgaard to make my family complete.