The Breakfast Shlub

Oh brother. Look what it has come to. Once the rebel king of the breakfast club then the jilted husband in St. Elmo's Fire, Judd Nelson has now become a Coolio impersonator. It's a sad day in blog land when one mourns the loss of one of the greatest brat packers of all time. And what a pack of brats they were. Hopefully Emilio Estevez can rub some of that Sheen charm off on this guy. What I'm trying to say is maybe Emilio Estevez should jizz all over Judd Nelson's face. Who knows, it just might work.

PS. Bono called he says he wants his sunglasses back

RUK RUK Ruckus

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RUK RUK. It is our proud honor to announce that today is Ruk's birthday. Ruk Ruk is a dear friend and everyone should take a second out of their day to say a lil birthday prayer. Here is a picture of her birthday last year. We had to hide her true identity because I wouldnt want people going crazy over her and bothering her when she is at work. But really I'm sure we all know who she is.
Here's a hint: She makes quite the ruckus all day and night

Good As New

Our heat problems are cured!

The greatest news in years, right?

now we are living the good life while the cool chill clean air is blowin in our faces from an air conditioner that works and will never break again. 100 degrees in the Caribbean seas will no longer effect us.

so we say ta ta to all the heat. and hello to an age of comfort.

some girls wash cars with their butt.

It is sort of weird looking up from my computer and seeing girls wash a car with their butt. Some people may call it a rump, booty, rear, behind, heiny, bum, gluteus maximus, hindquarters, seat, or tush. whatever your preference, they do not belong on the outside of a car.




get your tush in the car. don't touch nothing. sit in the car.

We Have To Do Something About This Horrible Mess

A lot is going on over here at blog central. Mainly our bathroom ceiling has been leaking and it is gross and weird. We talked to management and they told me they would get back to me. Well they got back to me all right, BY CALLING ME AT ELEVEN AM! I know what an ungodly hour. So I had to get up and clean real fast and get ready for my bathroom ceiling to stop leaking mystery water.
I knew I needed to blog about it but I am still not using google image search. Luckily I am very creative. Using images already saved to my computer combined with my serious painting skills I think I have successfully recreated the events of the day.
First this guy showed up and looked around and then told me he was coming back. Then an hour later he came back. He said that it was the air conditioner causing this problem and that he had to call in the air conditioning dude. Then he told me about a website where you can watch free movies but its not megavideo so you don't have a time limit and there are no viruses. I was like, OK.

Then the air conditioning guy showed up. He is an old Asian man with limited english. The first guy informed us that the air conditioner guy would be an old Asian guy with limited english. Thats how I knew it was the right guy. He hasn't said much except how surprised he is at how dirty our air filter is. Does this mean we are very dirty over here? I hope not. Anywhos he is still in the bathroom, on a ladder, looking in a secret panel in our bathroom ceiling I didn't even know existed. Very exciting stuff going on over here. I will be sure to keep you informed!

Update!

Ok here we go babies. New news. I am still not trusting google image search because it's scary to get viruses and also it sucks. But I am sad because it has really impacted my life. It has impacted my life in ways I never imagined. I guess I took those images for granted for too long. I can't even post silly things on my friends facebook walls because how can I search these funny things. Well at least I still got youtube.
Anywhos here is a pic of Rum Tum Tugger and "waterlilies" from "sample pics". Once again this is in case you cannot get your own pictures of waterlilies and you need a comp to supply them for you. In case you didn't know Rum Tum Tugger is indeed a curious cat. Also we have determined that if you were to offer him both a pheasant and a grouse he would prefer a grouse. We have also determined that if there is no fish to be offered to him he will refuse to eat a rabbit. What an annoying cat.

A Blog For All Seasons

So I am still not using google image search. In case you didn't know I am avoiding google image search for two reasons.
1. Viruses? Maybe viruses
2. They killed my friend (I still cannot discuss details)
So I have thought of some great things to blog about but I am gonna save them for a day when I can get the appropriate pictures. So instead I am going through the various pictures I have saved on this ol' compy of mine. So far its going pretty good and I'm sure we are gonna get some GREAT blogs from this treasure trove of imagery.
For example the picture of the top of this blog was JUST made like one second ago using a picture I already had of Casey from Scream and a picture labeled "sunset" in a folder labeled "sample folder" in my picture documents. I guess they do this in case you cannot be bothered to upload any of your own pictures of sunsets, or google pictures of sunsets but you still want a picture of a sunset on your computer. Great idea computer makers.
Lets see what else we can find on here.
Oh look. Here is a picture of Michael Ian Black and Michael Showalter. You can definitely tell it's them because it's labeled. Good thing we can be sure that this is a very real picture of Michael Ian Black and Michael Showalter. Hhhhmmm I wonder why this was saved to my comp? I guess we will never know. I'm glad I got the chance to rediscover it. Thanks Blog!
Wow! Look at this picture of a table I found on my computer! Who's table is it? It could be anyone's table. It could even be our table. Maybe its YOUR table!!!!!

Wrong Again

Wrong Again. I'm beginning to think your eyes are worse than you thought. Maybe its about time you invest in some new goggle lenses.
I wish I could google image search the phrase, "Wrong Again" oh well. I am good at adapting.

same person?

Ju On 2.0

We love Ju On. All the different Ju Ons are amazing. But the best so far seems to be Ju On 2 (the grudge. For those of you who don't know the difference between all the different movies in the Ju On franchise go look it up because I don't feel like explaining. Just take my word for it. Ju On 2 the grudge is the best. It's got everything you could ever need.
1. Toshio
2. Pregnancy
3. Wigs
4. Cat Babies (Toshio)
Here is a picture of Toshio I found online using google image search. (This is a joke, I don't use that shit anymore)

Bad News

Bad news guys. It appears that maybe the new google image search is giving my computer viruses. If its not google image search the problem is still that my computer is getting viruses. So in the mean time I will be keeping my distance from googe images. This is sorta a problem on account of I need some images for this blog. So for now I will be going through images I already have saved to my comp.
So please, feast your eyes upon my cat Tomatoes when he was just a little kitten. Isn't he the cutest?! Well, he was the cutest. Now is 30 pounds over weight and a big bully to my other tinier cats. So lets just remember better times.
PS. Google your are so going down in court. I know that these viruses aren't random. Obviously you gave them to me on purpose due to our court battle. What a low blow.

are you ready...for COOL PEOPLE?

So the annual comic con has arrived.

i received many letters asking how to not be a total fucking loser at comic con.


many of you look like this:

well, that is okay. not all of us can look like this.

So how can you go from this:

to this?

i don't fucking know. i am not a total dork. see ya assholes.

Mr. Not so bright side

sources have confirmed that Eric Roberts is joining the cast of celebrity rehab. Poor Eric Roberts, he really is trying to get better from an addiction that I don't know what it is. Maybe he is addicted to being in love with Julia Roberts.... HIS SISTER! Now as all of you know we are use to dealing with a certain someone's obsession with Ms Roberts so maybe we could offer some help to Mr. Roberts.
Maybe this is a picture of him going to jail for being in love with his sister.
Lets so how Julia is handling this.

Pepe Le Pew

Je vous aime le Jour Bastille
Aussi j'aime beaucoup de gens français

BASTILLE DAY 4 EVA

Not This Dog

Did you know there is extreme poodles? It is a thing. And it is a show. I don't want this.
Or any of these.

This Dog

I can only hope you are out right now getting sparkle. I will just assume that is where you must be. I am so excited for our new family member. As much as sparkle seems like the perfect dog, with the perfect name, I really just want THIS dog.
Also these are the only two photos I could find of Speck. I looked through so many and these are the only two! I blame the new google image search format. I would say more about the new google image search but seeing how we are in a court battle there is little I can publicly state. Remember they did kill my friend, who is apparently blogging from beyond the grave. So at least there is that, we finally have proof that there is a heaven!

I can hardly stand not having a dog

so there is a whole website dedicated to rescuing papillons. this one is a papillon and chihuahua mix. her name is sparkle

Sparkles's info...

Breed: Papillon / Chihuahua Mix Size: Small 25 lbs (11 kg) or less Color: Red/Golden/Orange/Chestnut Sex: Female Age: Puppy

Sparkle is... already spayed good with kids good with dogs good with cats up to date with shots

It's About Time!

It's about time we talk about the great Marcy Carsey. She is truly a magnificent producer. I know that everyone has seen her name at the end of so many great television shows and thought two things.
1. What a funny name
2. What great shows
Marcy Carsey is behind so many, many great television shows such as Roseanne.
She also has a funny name. But now we will really get to know Marcy Carsey in a way we have never known her before.
For example (por ejemplo), according to her IMDB Marcy...

Previous jobs included working as a tour guide at Rockefeller Center and a television commericial actress. Currently owner of Carsey-Werner Company since 1982.

Brad Pitt & Jennifer Aniston's wedding was held in the grounds of her Malibu, Californian home on 29 July 2000.

Graduate of the University of New Hampshire

Soririty sister in Alpha Cho Omega

Shares a birthday with Jena Malone, Björk, Goldie Hawn, Rachel Rogers, Nicollette Sheridan, & Juliet Mills

Good job Marcy. You have made us very proud.

Same Boy

Not exactly the same boy but both are the best.

Cuzbind

This is gonna be my husband. Well I don't know, but isn't he great? Why can he say stupid things but they are funny when he says them? Well guess we will never know.

YOU DUM DUM. YOU BRING ME GUM GUM.

but who really knows how the saying goes? all i know is this dum dum want gum gum.

An Open Letter To Google

Dear Google
Why would you change the google image search format? Maybe for millionaires with nice fancy computers this is ok but I am not one of those millionaires. The new format means that my internet slows to a screeching halt as soon as I google image search. This is especially bad for me due to the fact that my job is to blog and my blog is almost entirely made of google images that have been searched. It is a very serious problem, so serious in fact my roommate and fellow blogger grew spiderwebs all over her while waiting for the internet to work and then of course she died. So ima sue you. You killed my friend.

Hates you,
Anonymous Blogger

Award Season

Congratulation dude. You are officially King of the Douche Bags! You should be so proud. Don't worry I definitely know you are not gay you can stop screaming at me now. Yes Ryan, I heard you hook up with lots and lots of girls. Yes Ryan, you already told me you would throw up if a gay man touched you. Ryan you can be quiet now you don't have to make out with all those girls in the front row. Get off the stage Ryan, get the fuck off my stage.