Ok, hey guys. How's it going? Great! Oh us, we're fine. I mean we are well into our second life now. Just swimming through these letters and juice. It's not so bad, don't worry. I will gladly give my second life to this blog which I have served with honor and bravery for the past something years. Oh that brings me to the second letter! Here it is guyzzzzzzz

Dear Aguh,

Memorial Day!

Love,
America

Thanks America! You're right, it is Memorial Day! Good job! I'm so proud of you that you knew today was memorial day. You must be some real smarty pants or something to figure that one out. Lets all pray that you win all the nobel prizes this year for just being the smartest person on the planet. Oh I am so for real impressed with your wealth of knowledge. Did you go to an Ivy League? Harvard or Yale, omg don't tell me Oxford! You're not even American and you knew it was Memorial Day?! Jesus Christ get the gal a fucking trophy already, become all of our presidents and spiritual leader and GOD.

PSYCH! Any idiot with a calendar can figure out that today is Memorial Day.

What? You wanna know about Memorial Day? You cant just google it? Wow you really are pretty slow. Ok I will help you out a little I guess.

As everyone knows Memorial Day is ranked the seventh most important holiday in the well known and agreed upon ranking of the holidays.

1.Bastille Day
2. My birthday
3. Halloween
4. Santacon
5. Back to the Future 20th anniversary special edition
6. The MTV movie Awards
7. Memorial Day

It is traditional on this day to sit in ones room  with a fan on because it is very hot. While one is in their room on Memorial Day it is traditional to drink coffee that was once hot but now is luke warm and gross while they blog about things and listen to pandora on their iphone but pandora is doing such a bad job today and actually played Elton Jon on Pavement radio and nothing sounds good and you have to go out in a little bit to see your friends and drink margaritas and eat potato salad but you are so afraid of being out there in the heat but also you wanna see your friends and drink margaritas and eat potato salad because it is Memorial Day. And that is how you celebrate Memorial Day. It's what George Washington would have wanted, and thats all that matters seeing how he is known as The Father of our Memorial Day.

GOD BLESSSSS