TIT-anic

Wow! What a response! It has taken us a bit to sort through all of the mail coming through the mail slot of our front door, but I think I am ready to start answering some of these letters and or telegrams. Here is the first one we received-

Dear Aguh,
I am currently watching this little art house flick called Titanic. This lead guy looks familiar, has he been in any other movies? I think I remember him looking a little different. Could you give me a brief history of this actor and tell me about his transformation from babe to BABE to bleh-b? Thanks so much, and keep on "blogging in the free world!"

Love,
Curious C

Well "Curios C" I would just like to start by saying thank you for the support and encouragement! We will keep blogging in the free world, and we pledge to only stop when they pry the blog out of our cold dead hands!

Anywhos, that young man you mentioned has been in several movies, and you are correct in wondering if he has had a facial transformation. His name is Leonardo DiCaprio, but for a brief period on the mid to late nineties he went by the pseudonym "Reotardo DiCraprio".

Here is a picture of him as a baby:

I believe that to be his birth father in the picture with him.


Here is a picture of him on the S.S Titanic, where the majority of the movie was filmed:
This is of course from the famous, "your heart is my ocean" scene


And here is a picture of what he looks like today.
I believe that to be his boy at his right hand side. Maybe he will follow in his fathers footsteps some day?

Basically all you need to know is that Leonardo has had many facial reconstructive surgeries due to his crippling vanity. It is well known that he has gotten AT LEAST 69 procedures. Please pray for him!