Rebecca Straightlung

Just a typical Saturday morning (2:35 pm counts as the morning IM SURE). So obviously I am watching the Beverly Hills 90210 marathon on SoapNet as I do most days. But i hadn't seen these episodes in forever and so I had forgotten that Rebecca Gayheart was in this show for a bit, playing Mrs. Dylan McSideburns. It got me thinking, we should REALLY talk about Rebecca Gayheart. It's about time we finally tackle the REAL issues. How have we been silent for so long (there is no questionmark key on this comp)!!
Basically, Rebecca Gayheart has been in ALL of my favorite movies, if all of my favorite movies are these three movies that I really like but might not be my favorites.
SCREAM 2!!!! Ok while Scream 2 is my least favorite Scream it is still one of the best movies just cuz of how Screams are the best. She has a very small part, but check it out she is with my other favorite person ever, Sarah Buffel Gellar. That's all I gotta say about that.
Moving on to Jawbreaker which is obviously the best. Why does nobody talk about Jawbreaker anymore (question mark). Is it because of Rose McGowan's face and how weird it got? (decided to copy paste a question mark). I mean I know that her face got weird, but let's not blame Jawbreaker for that! Also is that Rita? I stopped watching Dexter after season four, how is he doing? Does he still kill people? Speaking of killing people...
Last but not least, one of the all time all star ensemble casts of all time URBAN LEGEND. This movie has EVERYONE! Pacey, Jared, redhead, TARA!!!!!!! and of course Rebecca Gayheart. Not only is Rebecca in this movie but she is (SPOILER ALERT (just kidding if you haven't seen this movie then what are you doing coming to my blog, get outta my blog. It's me or the blog! Look who's blogging to dinner)) SHE DA KILLER! What a crazy killer she is. She puts a puppy in the microwave!

But listen, we gotta get to the serious business now. As I was googlin pics of Becky (that's what I call her cuz we are so close) I saw a couple things about her controversy and I remembered that she is controversial. TRUST ME, like not just getting kicked out of nightclubs controversial, I mean like, murderer controversial. Basically she really is an Urban Legend serial killer but also no she is not really like that, but SORTA!

Here lets just copy paste the wiki

"On June 13, 2001, Gayheart struck and fatally injured nine-year-old Jorge Cruz, Jr. as he walked across a street in Los Angeles. According to the police report, the child was returning home from school when he ran across a street. When vehicles in front of Gayheart stopped for Cruz, the actress drove around the stationary cars by pulling into a two-way left-turn lane; in doing so, she struck Cruz as he crossed the street. He died the next day at Los Angeles Children's Hospital."

WHAT??????????????????????????????????? Seriously though, she killed someone, and it was an accident (WAS IT???????!!!!! It was) but the kinda accident that is caused by her being a horrible driver and person who doesn't take into consideration the possible dangerous outcomes of her actions before doing them cuz she is an actress and she is allowed to do what she wants and she is better than us. All the normal not celebrity people STOPPED their cars, but miss "I was in Noxzema commercials" just keeps on a going. But wait, there's more!



"On August 17, 2009, a home video was posted on the website Gawker.com that showed former Miss Teen USA contestant Kari Ann Peniche with Dane and wife Rebecca Gayheart. The three are nude and apparently under the influence of alcohol and drugs. They appear to be engaged in some sort of sexual situation, even though the 12 minute video was edited down to just 3 minutes. Midway through the clip, Gayheart, pregnant at the time, says she has to lie down because she's "so high." Kari Ann Peniche also makes a reference to drugs being "fun," and there is a conversation referencing cocaine. The clip ends with both Gayheart and Peniche in a bathtub together, while Dane runs the camera and adds commentary.

(Actual newspaper article dated August 17th 2009 on the subject of Rebecca Gayheart)

Now the drugs and alcohol, and some sort of sexual situation, are fine. People just trying to have a good time. If I had buckets of Urban Legend money I might be doing the same thing, WHO KNOWS! But Pregnant? Excuse me Ms. Gayheart! I never been pregnant myself but I am pretty sure that nowhere in "What to Expect When You're Expecting" does it suggest taking part in these sorts of activities. The weirdest part is how this was all sorta forgotten. Like sometimes I see pictures of her in celebrity magazines with her baby and they are just like, "what a cute mommy and baby" and I am like, "yeah so cute but also remember that time she was pregnant and she had to lie down cuz she was so high?"

Basically I am just trying to say that this all makes me love Rebecca Gayheart SO much kinda? Like she seems kinda fucked up but, I like it? Maybe? Also her character just got shot in the head on 90210, and the funeral was so moving, and now we are all just sitting around at the peach pit trying to figure out why bad things happen to good people.