Thursday, March 5, 2009

Word(s) of the Day


Baby Bitch, Honey Bitch: A baby bitch is someone who is a little fucking immature annoying piece of shit. Anyone who is whining or not realizing the bigger picture is a baby bitch, I mean it's pretty obviousl. A baby bitch is not a good thing. A honey bitch is like, yo honey, i love you, bitch. Dont call a woman a bitch, Honey bitch is more used for, you have a very comfortable relationship with someone and you might call eachother "honey" but your not a fucking pussy so you're not gonna say, "honey" you're gonna say, "honey bitch" because you are fucking adults!

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

word of the day


shet: this is the opposite of shit. but not shit like, the noun shit. but more of the exclamation, "Shit!". lets say you think something really bad happened, like you forgot to bring a hair thing with you and you look down at your wrist and you're about to yell, "shit!" cuz maybe its windy and your hair is going nuts. but as soon as you start to say shit, "sshhhhhh...." you see that you really do have a hairthing, so you convert the sshhhhh, to "Shet!" this means, yea i thought something bad was happening but its not, things are working out splendidly. shet!
Don't forget that shet can also be said after you have already said the word shit. "shit, I forgot my pen at home. Shet, It was in my hand all along!"

Sunday, February 22, 2009

E(wwwww)


everyone at E!, (entertainment television) makes me wanna puke. ryan seacrest molests everybody on the red carpet. at the grammys he totally emotionally molested taylor swift and miley cyrus, normally i dont care for these young girls (not always true, hannah montanna isnt half bad) but seriously ryan, its not fun to watch you do that. debbie, debbie whatever the fuck is also scary. i mean really, why do they need to be so scary and awkward, and creepy. they totally gross me out.

my german baby


after seeing the reader, i left with so much on my mind. but most of all, i left wanting to kidnap a fifteen year old foreign boy. the reader taught me that young boys, especially foreign, are amazing. i had seen pics and clips from the reader and i thought, there is nothing very sexy about that young boy, david kross, but after seeing the movie, i totally disagree with my former self. and even though david kross is actually 18, that means he is still three years younger than me, so it counts. btw its wrong to think that young girls are hot. mily cyrus is a baby. dont think of her like that

Saturday, February 21, 2009

word of the day


Boofie: roofies arent cool. but this is a word. the term boofie is said when one has roofied their friend, and one does not want this friend to know. so one will look at ones other friend to let him or her know whats going on and one will say, "boofie" while throwing ones arm in the air as if one has just shot a basketball. arms in the air, bent at the elbows, wrists limp. DONT EVER ROOFIE ANYONE! when someone roofied darcy on degrassi she went totally nuts. dont even use "forget me nows" also it can be used the same way the "word" pwnd is used. this is the one new thing you've learned today

Aguh aguh aguh aguh aguh aguh


7:32. till the end. so aguh. it doesnt matter if you have no idea what the context is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UQKRslQV9s