Friday, July 1, 2011

5-Sour-Energy [Big Benergy]

Ever wish there were more hours in a day?



Well, asshole, why haven't you ever done something about it? It's just time-space-whatever. You could have at least discussed it at family science night.




Solution: All you have to do is drink more than 1 5-hour-energy in 5 hours! Think about it, 5-hour-energy gives you 5 hours of energy, and if you drink 2 it gives you 10! But not 10 hours of energy, 10 hours of life--in the span of 5 hours.



[*disclaimer* only 10 hours of life to you, not the people around you].

So if you drink 2 5-hour-energies at once, 5 hours will pass, but it will look, feel and actually be 10 hours to you, while everyone else is experiencing hours!

*This is a scientific fact.


Everyone else will be so impressed with how much partying you can get done in such a short amount of time.



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