Michael Cera is the king Michael Cera. It can't be helped. Plus he was in Arrested Development. And plus I read once that he liked Stella and that Michael Showalter was his favorite so that's pretty cool.
Then there is Jesse Eisenberg. He sure is sort of a Michael Cera. But really kinda gross. SORRY. Plus he was in Adventureland which was a horrible movie. What can you do?
Also remember how in Squid and the Whale he had straight hair? He has never had the straight hair since then. What is his natural hair? Did they straighten it for Squid and the Whale to make him look more WASPy or does he perm it for his other roles to make him look more dorky?
Then there is this guy from Kickass which I am watching right now. Its a weird movie. I don't know what to make of it. Aaron Johnson plays a very Jesse Eisenberg type guy. VERY JESSE. But did you know they made him look super Jesse Eisenberg like for the film and naturally he doesn't really have that Jesse glow. In fact he looks more like this in real life.
Yup that's him. Weird shit. This just proves that the big time movie execs are searching high and low for the Michael Cera type and they will transform anyone they please to fit this mold. But thats not the weirdest part. Here is the weirdest part. Get ready.
Ok he is actually British and he is actually younger than me and he is actually married engaged to this 43 years old director who once directed him and she actually gave birth to their baby. And that is VERY unMichael Cera like.
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