nime inteen marm goat

once they were the couple of the century. Then maggie came along and performed a deadly blow job on nathaniel fisher. This upset the snake. aka "bren".




a beautiful young lady deserving of respect and faithfulness, which is the opposite of adultery. nate, the adulterer deserved to die but bren the beauty deserved to not be hurt. so am i happy with this ending....i dont know. certainly i am not happy with ruth. she brought george who birthed maggie who killed nate.


tribute to you, bren. i never thought you would be my ultimate favorite character.

bren, aka "the best"

ew not ruths sister on the tv please go away. where is betina

ALERT! All Points Bulletin!

MISSING: One copy of Rolling Stone staring Mad Men. My Madmin magazine mean more to me than you could ever iMagine. That sentence was mostly about seeing how long I could keep the alliteration going. But seriously, I was saving this to do some decorating renovations around the place but now I can't do that because it is not where I thought I was saving it. It looks just like this:

MISSING: One gray sweater. I had this one second and then never had it again. I bought it in CT and brought it back to NY and I know I brought it back to NY cuz I had it when I walked in the apt and then the next morning I was gonna wear it to school and it was GONE. It looks kinda like this, I don't have a photo cuz I only had it for two days. Also I can't remember if it had pockets or not because, yet again, I only had it for two days, I barely got to know it personally. The pockets are probably wishful thinking since everything should have pockets.


That is all. Who would steal my things? Somebody please help me out here. I have tried everything. I have literally looked around my apartment for awhile. If you have any clues let me know contacting AGUHSOMETIME (the blog you are on right now) or call me at 420-6969 extension 69. Remember, if you SEE something SAY something.

I'm a Loner, Dottie, a Rebel

Ugh. UGH. UUGGGHHH! My dad got to meet Pee Wee Herman. He got to meet him last week. Exactly a week ago today. I was in class learning about the the supply and demand theory of exchange rate determination preparing for an exam and my dad was visiting the city to check on his elderly mother and his two darling daughters. I guess my dad had some time to himself so he just wandered around to his old stomping grounds, the west fourth street basketball courts. and that's about it. OH WAIT, I am forgetting one thing, HE GOT TO PLAY BASKETBALL WITH PEE WEE FUCKING HERMAN! Later that day he just mentions it to me like its nothing. I know i should be happy for my dad but it's just not fair. My dad does not give a shit about pee wee and i LOVE pee wee. My dad gets all the luck except for most any other time in his life especially that time he got staff infection at the hospital. Well anywho's today pee wee twittered that he posted some pics from his trip around the city, i thought, well its a long shot, but no it was a basketball shot, with my dad standing right behind him. And then pee wee said he was gonna be on Jimmy Kimmel tonight with more pics. Probably all of him and my dad hanging out with large marge at the alamo.

A Note on SNL

(Oh hey, check out this totally random pic that represents SNL. I just typed in SNL on google and didn't even think about what picture I would choose for this. I mean I don't even know who that incredibly handsome talented guy is. Also while I am on no specific subject at all let me just point out that mad men is so connected to snl in the weirdest way. I mean January and Jason, Fred and Peggy (RIP) and Jon and Liz. But this has nothing to do with anything so don't worry about it)
A note on SNL. For those of you who don't know, I am talking about Saturday Night Live. Now listen, before I get started on this rant, I have to write a little disclaimer if you don't mind. I don't agree with the fervent hatred of SNL right now. There is a lot of negative energy going on right now about the state of snl. Listen, snl is no Tim and Eric. It will never be. It is a corporate, rather conservative very traditional weekly sketch comedy show. They can't go too crazy. People like to write it off but honestly every episode has at least one sketch that is hilarious, even if it's only the one. And most of the time it's more than one sketch that is amazing. I mean I am sorry but they only have one week to write and rehearse and act in a show that is LIVE! I mean seriously most of this is done LIVE. So give them a break please.

Now done to the sad part. Why the fuck would they promote Abbey Elltiott to a full time cast position. Why. (The question mark key on this computer is broken (who's computer is this, it could be anyone's computer so don't worry)) But honestly, it's not personal, I just want everyone to think back to all of the SNL episodes that she has ever been on, and evaluate the quality of her performances. She has literally brought nothing to the table. I don't get it. What has she done(question mark) The answer (no question mark) nothing.

The only conclusion, she is fucking Lorne Michaels. Sorry but it must be true. I am not saying that in a horribly sexist way. It's not to say that the only way women can get promoted is to fuck someone. It's more that Abbey has no talent what so ever and there has to be some other explanation as to why she gets promoted while other people who are so very very talented get fired. So there we go. I mean honestly, they fired Jenny Slate, obviously Jenny Slate did not want to fuck Lorne, because she is a hilarious independent woman who doesnt need to, or want to, fuck a gross old Candadian.

We have to go back to the future-island II

LOTS of Back to the Future news going on around here. The problem is I meant to do this a couple days ago but I was too busy sleeping so now I will try to recreate my thought process while admitting that I do not remember my thought process at the time. Pretty much all you need to know is that Back to the Future II is EXACTLY the same as Lost season 5 and 6. Let me tell you why.

For one, Marty, Doc, and Biff, and Jennifer, and I think even that dog, travel frontwards, they travel backwards, and they kinda travel SIDEWAYS! Sound familiar? Yeah I know, VERY familiar. I am pretty sure that whoever wrote Back to the Future II actually DOES have a time machine, and he did have a flux capacitor and he drove his time machine exactly 88 miles per hour and got to 200? (whenever seasons five and six aired, or maybe he even traveled to yesterday and just watched those seasons instantly on netflix) and he was inspired to make big money on a time travel extravaganza sequel to the highly successful Back to the Future I.
The one difference I have found is that it seems as if time travel is a little less painful for McFly and gang than it is for those losties.

bttf3

whats up with back to the future 3. whats up with all these clones? your paternal grandmother cant looking exactly like your maternal mother unless your whole family is a clone family. not to be confused with a clown family. this doesnt make sense.

Puddin'

Hey guys, guess what I just realized. Ray Liotta suffers from Ricardus syndrome. Actually I realized that he had this disease a while ago but I sort of forgot about cuz I haven't seen Corrina Corrina in a while. Anywhos I just figured I would put it out there so that these two can get together and start a support group and start supporting each other. Now Ima be late for school cuz I was blogging about Ricardus syndrome.
"Welcome to the club"- Richard Alpert.
Miss you guys so much!

Earth Air Fire Water!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Big T

We've decided to start a new tradition around here where we talk about Tori and Dean starting the tradition of buying a baby grand piano. We really think that tradition is important and that traditions can help to bring together a family and bring happy memories to children and adults alike.
See, they really did start the tradition of buying a piano. I wasn't making it up. There is Dean working on the tradition. Just concentrating on traditional traditions. Tell me T tell me (T stands for tradition)!
Ok, now I'm starting the tradition of puking onto my puke plate. Yuck.

Worst VMA's Ever

Ok dudes, what a horrible awards show. Did you guys see when Linkin Park performed. That was really not fun. And then a bunch of weird random people stopped by. And then Cher? Well that happened. Nothing exciting happened, and then some other boring stuff happened. Let's just go on and look at the some of the big winners of the night.



Ok, time for JENKS

KAYSHA

Jane Lynch just called Kesha, Kaysha. It was the greatest moment of my life. I can only pray that she did it on purpose. Well gotta go, Taylor Swift is freaking out about one time Kanye did something to her, I don't remember, but I gotta go listen to her squeak this tune out. She seems REALLY upset.

GROSS

Seriously. This guy is still around? He just won a VMA? 30 Seconds to Far(t)s is still a thing? And winning things?! Winnings things as prestigious and sought after as a Video Music Award?!!! Wow, what can you do? I have an idea, how about we go fight club Jared in the face and then shoot him up with some heroin and cut off his arm and then we can go ahead and force him to chase a bottle of aspirin with a bottle of vodka, we can then hide the body in the panic room and that will be the end of his so called life.

I'm Blovin It

Bam, why are you bloated?

I Got Something to Say!

Well a lot has happened. Let me just get a few things off my chest. For one, I was really scared that eminem and rihanna were about to either start fucking or fighting. For two Lindsay Lohan really made me proud. Way to put yourself out there girl. Number three Chelsea Handler is REALLY out of breathe and freaking me out. I think she might be about to pass out.

My Jenks2.0

Stop welcoming me to your world. I choose not to enter. Get out of here Jenks, Justin Beiber just sang happy birthday to me i don't need you.

Sup World, It's Sway

ITS THE VMA's FINALLY! The award show of the year has finally arrived. Of course we will be live blogging, and by of course I mean maybe cuz I'm not sure. But just letting you know the first award of the night has already been given out. And the winner for Greatest Music Video of ALL TIME goes to:

DRIVE SHAFT: "Diaper Song"


Congratulations Drive Shaft. We are so proud of you! Everyone in the audience gets a free promotional Drive Shaft Ring.
Sadly everyone in Drive Shaft has died of a heroin overdose so accepting the award is their good good friend.

Skunk Burp

Hey, I know that the ladies love cool James. It is obvious that LL Cool J has many admirable qualities. He is obviously fit. And he can wear hats very well. He has written some of the best sensitive and aggressive rap music. But there is one thing about LL Cool J that is perhaps not so cool.
In the song "My Baby" LL admits to being a considerable light weight when it comes to drinking alcohol. According to Cool James himself, him and his lady split a six pack, and are then drunk as a skunk. Don't believe me? The proof is in the puddin'. See these lyrics are literally copy pasted from AZ lyrics. Check it out.
"We drink some beer inside of daddy's '64
She shot me in the back with cupid's arrow
We finish the 6-pac, she push the seat back
Pulled up her dress and she let me peep that
Im Drunk as a skunk, feeling all dirty
Truck stop bathroom at 7:30"
And so it is obvious that LL Cool J gets pretty drunk off of a shared six pack. Further information leads me to believe that they must have been drinking Heineken because this is a very skunky beer.
Anywho's maybe we should lay low on this story. LL has been around for a long time and I wouldn't wanna embarrass an elderly man. Just letting you know if you ever go out to a club, such as Ultra 88 or something, and you see LL Cool J, don't pressure him to drink too much because it would certainly lead to alcohol poisoning.

Dumb Dumb Dore

This is so embarrassing. I spent so long thinking that Dumbledore was played by Sir Ian McKellen. I knew that that first Dumbledore was played by a different dude with kind eyes, but then he died the part I got mixed up with was that I thought that Sir Ian McKellen played him in the subsequent films. How many times did I talk to people about how I thought it was so weird that Sir Ian played two famous wizards. How many times did I say this and people politely nod along knowing I was super wrong?! I am truly ashamed.

Oh Boy

Oh boy you guys, it's been a rough day. My day has hardly started and it has been totally rough. I am really really having a hard time adjusting to a certain curious c. Ugh. I am so tired and roughed up that I can hardly type this. I am really trying to think of words to type down but I can't and my fingers can barely move.nkjslkfjlslljjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj oh sorry dude I just fell asleep on my back across the keyboard.
Well gotta get back to hating my life. Thanks for hearing me out.