A Note on SNL

(Oh hey, check out this totally random pic that represents SNL. I just typed in SNL on google and didn't even think about what picture I would choose for this. I mean I don't even know who that incredibly handsome talented guy is. Also while I am on no specific subject at all let me just point out that mad men is so connected to snl in the weirdest way. I mean January and Jason, Fred and Peggy (RIP) and Jon and Liz. But this has nothing to do with anything so don't worry about it)
A note on SNL. For those of you who don't know, I am talking about Saturday Night Live. Now listen, before I get started on this rant, I have to write a little disclaimer if you don't mind. I don't agree with the fervent hatred of SNL right now. There is a lot of negative energy going on right now about the state of snl. Listen, snl is no Tim and Eric. It will never be. It is a corporate, rather conservative very traditional weekly sketch comedy show. They can't go too crazy. People like to write it off but honestly every episode has at least one sketch that is hilarious, even if it's only the one. And most of the time it's more than one sketch that is amazing. I mean I am sorry but they only have one week to write and rehearse and act in a show that is LIVE! I mean seriously most of this is done LIVE. So give them a break please.

Now done to the sad part. Why the fuck would they promote Abbey Elltiott to a full time cast position. Why. (The question mark key on this computer is broken (who's computer is this, it could be anyone's computer so don't worry)) But honestly, it's not personal, I just want everyone to think back to all of the SNL episodes that she has ever been on, and evaluate the quality of her performances. She has literally brought nothing to the table. I don't get it. What has she done(question mark) The answer (no question mark) nothing.

The only conclusion, she is fucking Lorne Michaels. Sorry but it must be true. I am not saying that in a horribly sexist way. It's not to say that the only way women can get promoted is to fuck someone. It's more that Abbey has no talent what so ever and there has to be some other explanation as to why she gets promoted while other people who are so very very talented get fired. So there we go. I mean honestly, they fired Jenny Slate, obviously Jenny Slate did not want to fuck Lorne, because she is a hilarious independent woman who doesnt need to, or want to, fuck a gross old Candadian.