Skunk Burp

Hey, I know that the ladies love cool James. It is obvious that LL Cool J has many admirable qualities. He is obviously fit. And he can wear hats very well. He has written some of the best sensitive and aggressive rap music. But there is one thing about LL Cool J that is perhaps not so cool.
In the song "My Baby" LL admits to being a considerable light weight when it comes to drinking alcohol. According to Cool James himself, him and his lady split a six pack, and are then drunk as a skunk. Don't believe me? The proof is in the puddin'. See these lyrics are literally copy pasted from AZ lyrics. Check it out.
"We drink some beer inside of daddy's '64
She shot me in the back with cupid's arrow
We finish the 6-pac, she push the seat back
Pulled up her dress and she let me peep that
Im Drunk as a skunk, feeling all dirty
Truck stop bathroom at 7:30"
And so it is obvious that LL Cool J gets pretty drunk off of a shared six pack. Further information leads me to believe that they must have been drinking Heineken because this is a very skunky beer.
Anywho's maybe we should lay low on this story. LL has been around for a long time and I wouldn't wanna embarrass an elderly man. Just letting you know if you ever go out to a club, such as Ultra 88 or something, and you see LL Cool J, don't pressure him to drink too much because it would certainly lead to alcohol poisoning.