ALERT! All Points Bulletin!

MISSING: One copy of Rolling Stone staring Mad Men. My Madmin magazine mean more to me than you could ever iMagine. That sentence was mostly about seeing how long I could keep the alliteration going. But seriously, I was saving this to do some decorating renovations around the place but now I can't do that because it is not where I thought I was saving it. It looks just like this:

MISSING: One gray sweater. I had this one second and then never had it again. I bought it in CT and brought it back to NY and I know I brought it back to NY cuz I had it when I walked in the apt and then the next morning I was gonna wear it to school and it was GONE. It looks kinda like this, I don't have a photo cuz I only had it for two days. Also I can't remember if it had pockets or not because, yet again, I only had it for two days, I barely got to know it personally. The pockets are probably wishful thinking since everything should have pockets.


That is all. Who would steal my things? Somebody please help me out here. I have tried everything. I have literally looked around my apartment for awhile. If you have any clues let me know contacting AGUHSOMETIME (the blog you are on right now) or call me at 420-6969 extension 69. Remember, if you SEE something SAY something.

I'm a Loner, Dottie, a Rebel

Ugh. UGH. UUGGGHHH! My dad got to meet Pee Wee Herman. He got to meet him last week. Exactly a week ago today. I was in class learning about the the supply and demand theory of exchange rate determination preparing for an exam and my dad was visiting the city to check on his elderly mother and his two darling daughters. I guess my dad had some time to himself so he just wandered around to his old stomping grounds, the west fourth street basketball courts. and that's about it. OH WAIT, I am forgetting one thing, HE GOT TO PLAY BASKETBALL WITH PEE WEE FUCKING HERMAN! Later that day he just mentions it to me like its nothing. I know i should be happy for my dad but it's just not fair. My dad does not give a shit about pee wee and i LOVE pee wee. My dad gets all the luck except for most any other time in his life especially that time he got staff infection at the hospital. Well anywho's today pee wee twittered that he posted some pics from his trip around the city, i thought, well its a long shot, but no it was a basketball shot, with my dad standing right behind him. And then pee wee said he was gonna be on Jimmy Kimmel tonight with more pics. Probably all of him and my dad hanging out with large marge at the alamo.

A Note on SNL

(Oh hey, check out this totally random pic that represents SNL. I just typed in SNL on google and didn't even think about what picture I would choose for this. I mean I don't even know who that incredibly handsome talented guy is. Also while I am on no specific subject at all let me just point out that mad men is so connected to snl in the weirdest way. I mean January and Jason, Fred and Peggy (RIP) and Jon and Liz. But this has nothing to do with anything so don't worry about it)
A note on SNL. For those of you who don't know, I am talking about Saturday Night Live. Now listen, before I get started on this rant, I have to write a little disclaimer if you don't mind. I don't agree with the fervent hatred of SNL right now. There is a lot of negative energy going on right now about the state of snl. Listen, snl is no Tim and Eric. It will never be. It is a corporate, rather conservative very traditional weekly sketch comedy show. They can't go too crazy. People like to write it off but honestly every episode has at least one sketch that is hilarious, even if it's only the one. And most of the time it's more than one sketch that is amazing. I mean I am sorry but they only have one week to write and rehearse and act in a show that is LIVE! I mean seriously most of this is done LIVE. So give them a break please.

Now done to the sad part. Why the fuck would they promote Abbey Elltiott to a full time cast position. Why. (The question mark key on this computer is broken (who's computer is this, it could be anyone's computer so don't worry)) But honestly, it's not personal, I just want everyone to think back to all of the SNL episodes that she has ever been on, and evaluate the quality of her performances. She has literally brought nothing to the table. I don't get it. What has she done(question mark) The answer (no question mark) nothing.

The only conclusion, she is fucking Lorne Michaels. Sorry but it must be true. I am not saying that in a horribly sexist way. It's not to say that the only way women can get promoted is to fuck someone. It's more that Abbey has no talent what so ever and there has to be some other explanation as to why she gets promoted while other people who are so very very talented get fired. So there we go. I mean honestly, they fired Jenny Slate, obviously Jenny Slate did not want to fuck Lorne, because she is a hilarious independent woman who doesnt need to, or want to, fuck a gross old Candadian.

We have to go back to the future-island II

LOTS of Back to the Future news going on around here. The problem is I meant to do this a couple days ago but I was too busy sleeping so now I will try to recreate my thought process while admitting that I do not remember my thought process at the time. Pretty much all you need to know is that Back to the Future II is EXACTLY the same as Lost season 5 and 6. Let me tell you why.

For one, Marty, Doc, and Biff, and Jennifer, and I think even that dog, travel frontwards, they travel backwards, and they kinda travel SIDEWAYS! Sound familiar? Yeah I know, VERY familiar. I am pretty sure that whoever wrote Back to the Future II actually DOES have a time machine, and he did have a flux capacitor and he drove his time machine exactly 88 miles per hour and got to 200? (whenever seasons five and six aired, or maybe he even traveled to yesterday and just watched those seasons instantly on netflix) and he was inspired to make big money on a time travel extravaganza sequel to the highly successful Back to the Future I.
The one difference I have found is that it seems as if time travel is a little less painful for McFly and gang than it is for those losties.

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whats up with back to the future 3. whats up with all these clones? your paternal grandmother cant looking exactly like your maternal mother unless your whole family is a clone family. not to be confused with a clown family. this doesnt make sense.