Hey guys, guess what I just realized. Ray Liotta suffers from Ricardus syndrome. Actually I realized that he had this disease a while ago but I sort of forgot about cuz I haven't seen Corrina Corrina in a while. Anywhos I just figured I would put it out there so that these two can get together and start a support group and start supporting each other. Now Ima be late for school cuz I was blogging about Ricardus syndrome.
"Welcome to the club"- Richard Alpert.
Miss you guys so much!
We've decided to start a new tradition around here where we talk about Tori and Dean starting the tradition of buying a baby grand piano. We really think that tradition is important and that traditions can help to bring together a family and bring happy memories to children and adults alike.
See, they really did start the tradition of buying a piano. I wasn't making it up. There is Dean working on the tradition. Just concentrating on traditional traditions. Tell me T tell me (T stands for tradition)!
Ok, now I'm starting the tradition of puking onto my puke plate. Yuck.
Ok dudes, what a horrible awards show. Did you guys see when Linkin Park performed. That was really not fun. And then a bunch of weird random people stopped by. And then Cher? Well that happened. Nothing exciting happened, and then some other boring stuff happened. Let's just go on and look at the some of the big winners of the night.
Ok, time for JENKS
Jane Lynch just called Kesha, Kaysha. It was the greatest moment of my life. I can only pray that she did it on purpose. Well gotta go, Taylor Swift is freaking out about one time Kanye did something to her, I don't remember, but I gotta go listen to her squeak this tune out. She seems REALLY upset.
Seriously. This guy is still around? He just won a VMA? 30 Seconds to Far(t)s is still a thing? And winning things?! Winnings things as prestigious and sought after as a Video Music Award?!!! Wow, what can you do? I have an idea, how about we go fight club Jared in the face and then shoot him up with some heroin and cut off his arm and then we can go ahead and force him to chase a bottle of aspirin with a bottle of vodka, we can then hide the body in the panic room and that will be the end of his so called life.
Well a lot has happened. Let me just get a few things off my chest. For one, I was really scared that eminem and rihanna were about to either start fucking or fighting. For two Lindsay Lohan really made me proud. Way to put yourself out there girl. Number three Chelsea Handler is REALLY out of breathe and freaking me out. I think she might be about to pass out.
Stop welcoming me to your world. I choose not to enter. Get out of here Jenks, Justin Beiber just sang happy birthday to me i don't need you.
Sadly everyone in Drive Shaft has died of a heroin overdose so accepting the award is their good good friend.
Hey, I know that the ladies love cool James. It is obvious that LL Cool J has many admirable qualities. He is obviously fit. And he can wear hats very well. He has written some of the best sensitive and aggressive rap music. But there is one thing about LL Cool J that is perhaps not so cool.
And so it is obvious that LL Cool J gets pretty drunk off of a shared six pack. Further information leads me to believe that they must have been drinking Heineken because this is a very skunky beer.
Anywho's maybe we should lay low on this story. LL has been around for a long time and I wouldn't wanna embarrass an elderly man. Just letting you know if you ever go out to a club, such as Ultra 88 or something, and you see LL Cool J, don't pressure him to drink too much because it would certainly lead to alcohol poisoning.
Oh boy you guys, it's been a rough day. My day has hardly started and it has been totally rough. I am really really having a hard time adjusting to a certain curious c. Ugh. I am so tired and roughed up that I can hardly type this. I am really trying to think of words to type down but I can't and my fingers can barely move.nkjslkfjlslljjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj oh sorry dude I just fell asleep on my back across the keyboard.
Well gotta get back to hating my life. Thanks for hearing me out.
Mhe Tuppet Prog Frince is a gery vood munny fovie. I leally rove it. Nut bot mas uch as I tove lhe tovie: Ma Cuppet Mhristmas Carol. Ugh. This is really hard.
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