Ok, so, ok, lets just do this. Well... to get straight to the point.... today we saw Mel Gibson and in reality he is about 80 years old and super wrinkly and in some sort of hypnotized trance walking around with his arms in front of him with glazed over eyes holding his walkman out in front of him. so now that thats over lets get into this. there are two important features in this story. number one, mel gibson not only looks fucked up and wrinkly but also as if he is not really tuned into reality. number two he is holding a walkman out in front of him. this fact in itself has two important parts, one he is holding it out in front of his face as he walks, number two... a walkman. so it seems as if mel gibson is a zombie listening to something... on tape? so the tape, we have deduced it can only be one of two things, number one, his weird russian mistress just had a baby, this is his eighth baby. so obviously the first time he had a baby must have been many years ago. so when he first had his first of many babies cassette tapes were probably all the rage. so all his tapes about baby advice cannot be listend to on anything but a walkman. the only other thing it could be is his old copy of the bible on tape. cuz you only need one copy of the bible on tape. his copy is of course read by himself, and in aramaic. MOST important there is a zombie mel gibson on the loose! watch out new york, sorry we didnt stop him while we could.