Hey guys, guess what I just realized. Ray Liotta suffers from Ricardus syndrome. Actually I realized that he had this disease a while ago but I sort of forgot about cuz I haven't seen Corrina Corrina in a while. Anywhos I just figured I would put it out there so that these two can get together and start a support group and start supporting each other. Now Ima be late for school cuz I was blogging about Ricardus syndrome.
"Welcome to the club"- Richard Alpert.
Miss you guys so much!
We've decided to start a new tradition around here where we talk about Tori and Dean starting the tradition of buying a baby grand piano. We really think that tradition is important and that traditions can help to bring together a family and bring happy memories to children and adults alike.
See, they really did start the tradition of buying a piano. I wasn't making it up. There is Dean working on the tradition. Just concentrating on traditional traditions. Tell me T tell me (T stands for tradition)!
Ok, now I'm starting the tradition of puking onto my puke plate. Yuck.
Ok dudes, what a horrible awards show. Did you guys see when Linkin Park performed. That was really not fun. And then a bunch of weird random people stopped by. And then Cher? Well that happened. Nothing exciting happened, and then some other boring stuff happened. Let's just go on and look at the some of the big winners of the night.
Ok, time for JENKS
Jane Lynch just called Kesha, Kaysha. It was the greatest moment of my life. I can only pray that she did it on purpose. Well gotta go, Taylor Swift is freaking out about one time Kanye did something to her, I don't remember, but I gotta go listen to her squeak this tune out. She seems REALLY upset.
Seriously. This guy is still around? He just won a VMA? 30 Seconds to Far(t)s is still a thing? And winning things?! Winnings things as prestigious and sought after as a Video Music Award?!!! Wow, what can you do? I have an idea, how about we go fight club Jared in the face and then shoot him up with some heroin and cut off his arm and then we can go ahead and force him to chase a bottle of aspirin with a bottle of vodka, we can then hide the body in the panic room and that will be the end of his so called life.
