I Don't Know How To Think Right Now

Hey, sorry but there is a serious case of bed ridden over here. I'm pretty sure that someone is pumping poisons into the apt through the air conditioner. I..... am..... thinking.... so .... sl....ow...ly. Ugh. The point is we were gonna cover the Emmy's tonight including the red carpet and all that. We were just gonna do the usual making fun of various people and being scared of Ryan Seacrest. But right now I feel like I can barely move let alone WATCH let alone BLOG! Well we will give it a try. I hope.

Who is Scarier: Monkey Addition

What flying monkey is more terrifying? This is a tough one. Both are freaky but maybe for different reasons. Or maybe for the same reasons? I'm not really sure. I have never really seen the Wiz but it has been on the TV right next to me for the past twelve hours (this is such a long movie) but honestly I haven't been paying much attention so I can't be quite sure what is going on. As for the original, you can bet your most very bottom dollar that I have seen that everyday of my childhood and then even more than that when I use to baby sit this girl that would watch it on repeat for hours and hours and hours and hours. I think I got off track. What were we talking about? Whatever, you decide which is a scarier thing?
Hhhhhhmmmmmm.....
It's up to the audience at home to decide.

There's My Chippy

What a beauty.

where's my chippy?

It has come to my attention that some people are confused about the "chippy". well i am here to clear up all those problems. first we have the most obvious. the origin. tim and eric's chippy.


this is a freaky man baby thing. its 5 oclock. do you know where your chippy is?

then we have chippy the cat.


this is what happens when you name your cat Set(h). nobody wants to say that. everybody wants to call it a chippy.

then, of course, we have the most literal chippy.

a chip. made popular by marge's love to ad a "Y" at the end of everything. do no mistake a chippy for a chappy.

now we have the most mysterious chippy:




chippy the game. what is this game? why was this game made? what is your high score on chippy? do you play on the normal or hard setting? expert? i usually jump to level 7 because it has the most things for my chippy to shoot with arrows that have little people on them.

how come everybody in the world can sleep but me!

so i have recently been stricken with not being able to sleep. in other words, i do not do anything that looks like this:


maybe it's cause every time i close my eyes i see this:



Well, i just had a talk with my therapist, who looks like this:



and he said i'm fine!

i will update more on my current condition when there is an update. maybe i should get a new doctor. anywhos, here is a photo of me

I Found My Pep Pep

Thanks to that enthusiastic blog from my fellow blogger I have regained my blogging confidence. For awhile there I was a little down on the blogging front by now I am right back to blogging like a good blogger should! The pep rally is back on!!!!!!

Really though it wasn't totally my fault my computer was being all virusy and spywarey and it was bad. I blame google image search, who will never get over my victory in court. If this continues I will seek continued legal action I SWEAR TO GOD!
Well anywhos good luck to the fighting Colonels. GO SENIORS! Really if you are gonna die at the hand of the traitor Benedict Arnold it should be by your own sword right?

hey guys. whats up?

so we havent blogged in a long time. part of the reason is because our blog enthusiast has lost the will to blog. the other half is because our pep rally was canceled due to a highly contagious virus. so i am taking a break from my own time, to bring to your time, a timely curious piece known as "C"
so here is a photo of us sitting around, eating breakfast because we can't blog.


here is me shopping for candy



here is when we took candy trout fishing



after it was all said and done i'd say we had a good day. here is a family photo.