Dirrrty Dogg Pretty Pog

WE'RE BACK! So now for a real blog. Sounds good. So did you notice some celebs (celebrities) look alike? Us too! Who looks alike? Well lets make this a continuing series on the blog and come up with all sorts of ideas!

Wait! We can't think of anything right now. shit... shet i have a better idea lets talk about the sheen, specifically Charles WHO GOT ARRESTED ON CHRISTMAS! maybe he choked his wife maybe he didn't. either way that shit is fucked up. he is not in the platoon anymore that's for sure

We're Blogging About Cocky

We talk about makeup all day. Sometimes we do make-overs. Sometimes we look just like Laday Gah- Ga. I hate this part right here. What part? The part where we have to figure out what to blog about. But even though we don't know what to write we know there are literally millions of readers of this blog who have been waiting on bated breath for a new entry. So.... well... we all watched Dumb and Dumber today and on TBS they showed Mary Swanson's (Samsonite) butt at 8:30 in the afternoon!!! There are children awake at that time!!!! But(t) then at 10:30 when they re-played it they didnt show her butt! WHAT UP WITH THAT!

But how about we talk about something else... ok, stayed tuned for the next blog. In three seconds

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oh, ooops forgot about this street fighter thing. we have been pretty distrated over here with left 4 dead 1 & 2. also whatever. but then i found this pic on my comp and i thought, this needs to be shared with the world. it's pretty gross

I Hate this Part Right Here

Maxx Factor. "It's like watching my mom get voted off". COME ON AMERICA. Why do you hate your mother so much.

I hate this part right here.

I know not what happened to your pod

oh hey ecco the dolphin. you are a very hard game to beat. and by beat i mean get through any level. I mean I did enjoy talking to Orca the killer whale but still, this game is pretty diffucult. When am I ever going to meet the Big Blue? Probbaly as soon as i dont die because half a jelly fish kind of almost touched me. Seriously Ecco, you have lived in the sea your whole life, why would so much shit in the ocean hurt you so much. I would really like to get to the part about the aliens but right now I cant get by this motherfucking octopus. Oh wait, I'm sorry, did I say Octopus? I meant "the eight legged one". Anywhos fuck you Ecco, I hope you never find your pod again.

Mutt Lange

Look at that face. That is a beautiful face. Think about Shania running her Canadian fingers through his curly hair. Just think about it.